Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull |
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Indiana Jones is back! The fourth movie in the series is finally upon us with Steven Spielberg behind the camera. Several of the key people of the old cast is back and a few new faces show up in this new and highly anticipated movie. The movie is set in 1957 and Indiana has grown a bit older and wiser since last time. This time around he is up against agents of the Soviet Union led by a female called Spalko in the hunt for the Crystal Skull.
Indiana has lived a quiet life as a teacher for many years, but is thrust into his adventuring ways again in the hunt for the Crystal Skull, an object thought to be shaped by higher powers. Joining him in the quest is a new sidekick called Mutt Williams, a motorcycle riding adventurer, but expect to see other well known characters from past movies.
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A classic Indy movie
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The Indiana Jones tune makes a perfect ending
Reviewed by: princet, Thu May 22 2008 (Modified: 2008-05-22 13:41:10)
A lukewarm action adventure living in the shadows of its predecessors
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Reviewed by: Goodwen, Thu May 22 2008 (Modified: 2008-05-22 14:33:19)
I think it's only fair to say that I will inevitably be in the minority in my lukewarm reception of this movie. Anyone who likes National Treasure, the Brendan Frasier Mummy movies, the Tomb Raider movies, or other Indiana Jones knock-offs will lap this up. The action is mostly passable and there are enough visual stimuli to occupy the viewer's attention in the latter half of the movie. But for me this installment has more in common with those films and misses much of the charm and levity of the other Indiana Jones pictures. Some may attribute this attitude to the undeniable hype surrounding the release of Indy 4, but going into this movie I wasn't putting the original trilogy on a pedestal by any means. And after George Lucas' Star Wars prequel ruination, I was already mentally prepared with lowered expectations. The problem is that this movie just misses the mark too often.
It's difficult to discuss the plot without revealing any spoilerish material, but some background is necessary. The movie is set about 20 years after The Last Crusade in the 1950s to reflect an older Dr. Jones. The illustrious explorer is in the custody of the Communists who break in to an instantly recognizable military warehouse searching for an artifact they want Indy to help them recover. After he aids them, he manages to escape and is debriefed by the FBI and given his new mission to thwart the Communists. Cue globe spanning adventure. Along the way he meets Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf) and reunites with a former love interest.
I'm ok with the overall plot of the movie because all of the Indiana Jones movies have always involved the occult and required a little suspension of disbelief. What really kills this movie is the mostly horrid dialogue, George Lucas inspired touches, and lack of compelling characters. Aside from a good line here or there much of the discourse between characters falls absolutely flat. Even Ford as Jones has severely displaced most of his wit. One of his snappy comebacks early in the movie is "I like Ike!" Yes, we get the reference - but was that ever funny, even in the '50s? There are a couple of truly funny lines and situations, but for every one of those, there are three more that cause an involuntary rolling of the eyes. The first 30 minutes or so of the film are nearly utterly joyless.
The characters don't fare much better. Indiana Jones himself has lost quite a bit of his roguish charm, replaced with grumpiness and a casual apathy towards most everybody. The introduction of Mutt as a wise cracking tough guy greaser stepping right out of West Side Story is mostly laughable in a bad way. Cate Blanchett is serviceable as the villain, while Indiana's partner betrays him every five minutes with Indy seemingly being oblivious to this fact. Karen Allen is placed there mostly for continuity sake. Her character development consists of her being mad at Indy for leaving her (at least twice now) but she melts after hearing one line from him and then spends the rest of the movie driving the family jeep. Speaking of, a lot of this movie felt more like a Grizwold family outing with zany antics than an action adventure film.
There's also just two much George Lucas in this movie. No one else can be responsible for the multiple shots of prairie dogs and cute little monkeys. I'd bet if I was able to pause the film I'd even spot an Ewok or two in the trees somewhere. The heroes must've found a magic power-up that makes them invincible because nothing they seem to do can hurt them. They drive off cliffs with impunity. They boat over the edge of waterfalls the size of Niagara falls - three times - with no protection. Early on the movie establishes that almost nothing bad can happen to anyone you remotely care about. It's a far cry from Temple of Doom when Indy and co were cornered on the bridge and you felt like they'd be all right maybe - but you had no idea how it was going to work out. Same with raiders and the snake pit.
It's not all a wreck, there are a few good lines and some handy action sequences. But I would've been just as happy to live without this sequel in the end.

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